horse-feces:

twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

davestrjder:

“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest

vanilla scented incest

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

(Source: surf4ces)

zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

(Source: neilweastfall)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame